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Young Writers Society


Thriving Fire

About Thriving Fire

When I was born, mad scientists kept me in a lab to do experiments on me. However, due to my superior intellect, I managed to escape at the age of four in a thrilling Chase of Idiots. However, I was recaptured and killed. My brain now resides in a supercomputer belonging to the American Government, where I'm typing this. How can a brain type, you ask? Eh... [fiddles nervously with collar] MUHUHAHA!!!!!
Oh, by the way, the supercomputer is used to figure out a way of eliminating guilt from the human mind.
-I always knew George Bush had something up his sleeve...


Interests

Solving world hunger and poverty, planning world domination etc. Oh, and guarding the secret of world peace from the the human race. MUHUHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Occupation

Bored Schoolboy- The occupation with the most employees EVER.


Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just stab Caesar!
— Gretchen Wieners